Dibjipbab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced rhinoceros.

Dibjipbab created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibjipbab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dibjipbab, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Dibjipbab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dibjipbab's Holy Commandments

1. Dibjipbab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.