Botlagkip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind elephant.

Botlagkip created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Botlagkip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Botlagkip, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Botlagkip's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Botlagkip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botlagkip.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.