Sid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, loving whale.

Sid created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Sid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sid, he will ignore you.

Sid's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the north.