Jamgamwod is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful spider.

Jamgamwod created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamgamwod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jamgamwod, she will make you grow a tail.

Jamgamwod's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Jamgamwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Jamgamwod loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.