Gethadarp is a god.

It takes the form of a large, pitiless lion.

Gethadarp created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gethadarp, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gethadarp, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Gethadarp's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gethadarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the east.

5. Never talk about fire.