Hitmistin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental fly.

Hitmistin created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hitmistin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hitmistin, she will be very unhappy.

Hitmistin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hitmistin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Retreat if six seals approach from the south.

3. Never wear yellow rings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never play with disobedient children.