Xuckjipwadfendosslabyart is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, pitiless mouse.

Xuckjipwadfendosslabyart created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckjipwadfendosslabyart, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xuckjipwadfendosslabyart, he will send minions to preach to you.

Xuckjipwadfendosslabyart's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Xuckjipwadfendosslabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Always help sick seals.