Kipgebfub is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, resourceful dryad.

Kipgebfub created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Kipgebfub, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kipgebfub, it will turn you into a rock.

Kipgebfub's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kipgebfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never feed lots of strawberries to birds while wearing fawn dresses.

5. Never hop in holy places.