Neggudbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered skunk.

Neggudbarn created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neggudbarn, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Neggudbarn, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Neggudbarn's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Neggudbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Neggudbarn.