Nanbigrawlak is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, uncaring bear.

Nanbigrawlak created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanbigrawlak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nanbigrawlak, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nanbigrawlak's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nanbigrawlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing brown rings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your head.

5. Never eat bark.