Sabkamrutfub is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, contented seal.

Sabkamrutfub created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabkamrutfub, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sabkamrutfub, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sabkamrutfub's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sabkamrutfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never feed strawberries to seals while wearing shirts.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.