Camvegtanvendudlap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful fox.

Camvegtanvendudlap created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camvegtanvendudlap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Camvegtanvendudlap, he will laugh at you.

Camvegtanvendudlap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Camvegtanvendudlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Camvegtanvendudlap.

4. You must pray to Camvegtanvendudlap six times a day.

5. Never think about dark energy near bats while wearing red kilts and balancing eight iron spheres on your arms.