Japhatnar is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, merciless gerbil.

Japhatnar created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japhatnar, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Japhatnar, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Japhatnar's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Japhatnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never look in ponds.