Raplabbam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, passionate fox.

Raplabbam created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raplabbam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Raplabbam, he will send minions to preach to you.

Raplabbam's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Raplabbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help hamsters.

2. Do not kill foxes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.