Sterdapaf is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever otter.

Sterdapaf created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterdapaf, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sterdapaf, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sterdapaf's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sterdapaf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must pray to Sterdapaf four times a day.