Habkadman is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, idiotic dolphin.

Habkadman created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habkadman, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Habkadman, it will send minions to preach to you.

Habkadman's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Habkadman's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect seven lead sculptures of Habkadman on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about dark matter near hamsters while wearing blue rings and balancing six aluminium spheres on your head.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Never mention foxes.