Kipfumjon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish naga.

Kipfumjon created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kipfumjon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kipfumjon, she will destroy your home solar system.

Kipfumjon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kipfumjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.