Quathugart is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, uncaring chicken.

Quathugart created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quathugart, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quathugart, it will turn you into a puffin.

Quathugart's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Quathugart's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Quathugart in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.