Manlamhom Bumgessqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unthinking lion.

Manlamhom Bumgessqueeg created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manlamhom Bumgessqueeg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Manlamhom Bumgessqueeg, it will turn you into a rat.

Manlamhom Bumgessqueeg's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Manlamhom Bumgessqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat bark.