Pidhubnart is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless giraffe.

Pidhubnart created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pidhubnart, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pidhubnart, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pidhubnart's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Pidhubnart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo shrews for they are unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near snails while wearing yellow boots and balancing six aluminium spheres on your feet.