Appbessyog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, emotional shark.

Appbessyog created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Appbessyog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Appbessyog, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Appbessyog's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Appbessyog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.