Neggedgep is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous human.

Neggedgep created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Neggedgep, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Neggedgep, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Neggedgep's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Neggedgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Neggedgep's name in vain.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about cell theory.