Bessmanrap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent bird.

Bessmanrap created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessmanrap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bessmanrap, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bessmanrap's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bessmanrap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bessmanrap.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bessmanrap.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Bessmanrap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never sing in holy places.