Fudxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic tortoise.

Fudxuck created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudxuck, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fudxuck, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fudxuck's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fudxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never feed strawberries to porpoises while wearing shirts.

3. Never sprint near dogs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Put Fudxuck first in all things.