Kamnaknellik is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, deceitful goat.

Kamnaknellik created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Kamnaknellik, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kamnaknellik, she will be mildly annoyed.

Kamnaknellik's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kamnaknellik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never skip in the presence of goats.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.