Nutmablag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tranquil sheep.

Nutmablag created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutmablag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nutmablag, it will turn you into a mole.

Nutmablag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nutmablag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink horses, for they are unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.