Megyarllat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane hedgehog.

Megyarllat created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megyarllat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Megyarllat, he will send you a sign.

Megyarllat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Megyarllat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Never pour water over plants.