Poptabbid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate penguin.

Poptabbid created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poptabbid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Poptabbid, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Poptabbid's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Poptabbid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Poptabbid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.