Benbapged is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced dragon.

Benbapged created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Benbapged, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Benbapged, he will ignore you.

Benbapged's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Benbapged's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.