Tagxemgov is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy capybara.

Tagxemgov created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagxemgov, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tagxemgov, it will not care.

Tagxemgov's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tagxemgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to great tits while wearing stockings.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Tagxemgov first in all things.