Hitkapbabwodfub is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, overgenerous rhinoceros.

Hitkapbabwodfub created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitkapbabwodfub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hitkapbabwodfub, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hitkapbabwodfub's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hitkapbabwodfub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hitkapbabwodfub on top of all buildings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hitkapbabwodfub.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Do not take Hitkapbabwodfub's name in vain.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.