Hadkemgilwancatnut is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tranquil elephant.

Hadkemgilwancatnut created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Hadkemgilwancatnut, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hadkemgilwancatnut, it will send you a sign.

Hadkemgilwancatnut's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hadkemgilwancatnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never play with disobedient children.