Dub is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, dishonourable manatee.

Dub created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dub, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dub, she will turn you into a dog.

Dub's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Put Dub first in all things.

4. Gulls are not to be trusted.

5. Never feed lots of turnips to bats while wearing black trousers.