Dagtimteen is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy fox.

Dagtimteen created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagtimteen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dagtimteen, he will not care at all.

Dagtimteen's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dagtimteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Retreat if five shrews approach from the west.