Fembemtan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful fish.

Fembemtan created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fembemtan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fembemtan, she will turn you into a plant.

Fembemtan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fembemtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always obey Fembemtan's priests.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Retreat if five geese approach from the south.