Bedmanbed is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying lion.

Bedmanbed created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedmanbed, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bedmanbed, she will make you grow a tail.

Bedmanbed's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bedmanbed's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three ducks approach from the east.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not take Bedmanbed's name in vain.

4. Retreat if nine ants approach from the west.

5. Never talk about snakes.