Panyatgab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful rhinoceros.

Panyatgab created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Panyatgab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Panyatgab, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Panyatgab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Panyatgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not listen to music.