Rigstanrapstiphug is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage goblin.

Rigstanrapstiphug created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigstanrapstiphug, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rigstanrapstiphug, it will ignore you.

Rigstanrapstiphug's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rigstanrapstiphug's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Put Rigstanrapstiphug first in all things.

3. Never run near snails.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.