Dotwatgamzed is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying skunk.

Dotwatgamzed created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotwatgamzed, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dotwatgamzed, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dotwatgamzed's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dotwatgamzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near dogs while wearing pink jumpers and balancing six lead spheres on your back.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Dotwatgamzed must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not speak about beans.