Yimvogdum is a god.

She takes the form of a large, compassionate shark.

Yimvogdum created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yimvogdum, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yimvogdum, she will remove you from existence.

Yimvogdum's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yimvogdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Yimvogdum loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help whales.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.