Kanbabrapcangudgiddisskan
is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, ruthless
owl
.
Kanbabrapcangudgiddisskan
created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kanbabrapcangudgiddisskan
, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Kanbabrapcangudgiddisskan
, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Kanbabrapcangudgiddisskan's
most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Kanbabrapcangudgiddisskan's Holy Commandments
1. Never look in ponds.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Do not eat pineapples.
4. Hide if three mice approach from the north.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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