Dunhomcamtapfub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable dryad.

Dunhomcamtapfub created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunhomcamtapfub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dunhomcamtapfub, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dunhomcamtapfub's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dunhomcamtapfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven manatees in a large pit.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Never feed beans to gulls while wearing green shoes.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never hop in holy places.