Dunpidgess is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, two-faced dove.

Dunpidgess created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunpidgess, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dunpidgess, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dunpidgess' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dunpidgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Never think about gravity near bats while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing eight silver spheres on your arms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dunpidgess.