Rengodmot is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unsympathetic lobster.

Rengodmot created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rengodmot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rengodmot, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rengodmot's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rengodmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never bounce near great tits.

3. Never hurt voles.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Learn four new languages a year.