Bogfombeg is a god.

He takes the form of a small, impressive fish.

Bogfombeg created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogfombeg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogfombeg, he will turn you into a plant.

Bogfombeg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bogfombeg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Hide if three otters approach from the south.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never run near aardvarks.

5. Do not cook food in pots.