Latingfob is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered fox.

Latingfob created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latingfob, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Latingfob, he will refuse to believe in you.

Latingfob's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Latingfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red dresses.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Latingfob must be the most important thing in your life.