Veenbuntof is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking bear.

Veenbuntof created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenbuntof, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Veenbuntof, he will turn you into a mole.

Veenbuntof's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Veenbuntof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Erect four lead sculptures of Veenbuntof on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.