Natstiknur is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking dragonfly.

Natstiknur created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Natstiknur, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Natstiknur, she will turn you into a tree.

Natstiknur's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Natstiknur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never feed figs to ants while wearing orange kilts.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Natstiknur loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not commit murder.