Madfarcub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, vain turtle.

Madfarcub created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madfarcub, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Madfarcub, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Madfarcub's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Madfarcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near snails while wearing pink trousers and balancing five copper spheres on your neck.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Worship no other gods but Madfarcub.