Zagnutton is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered bee.

Zagnutton created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagnutton, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zagnutton, he will destroy your home planet.

Zagnutton's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zagnutton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Put Zagnutton first in all things.